I don’t make it to the gym as often as I should, in fact I had a chance to go today and instead decided to watch reruns of The Wire. But when I make it there one thing is certain, I won’t be able to find a treadmill or bike that’s open for the next few months. The reason? New Years resolutions! Gyms will be packed with people promising themselves they will get in shape.
Is it a little bit of a pain? Yes. Will I have to worry about it long? Certainly not. Because just as resolutions are a reliable annual event, they never last long. By late February I will have the free weigths all to myself again.
I’m not judging, mind you. My resolutions are always cheap and never last long. Every year I find myself using a cop-out resolution like ‘I’m going to eat less peanut butter’, but it’s not long before I’m on my third PB & J day in a row.
So this year I resolve to pick resolutions I can follow. My list for 2010:
-I will refrain from using any ‘Top 10′ lists this year. Maybe just a Top 5 or two.
-I will make myself follow important political events even if it’s frustrating (so…)
-I will try not to roll my eyes when talking about politics.
-I will eat less peanut butter (one year it has to be true).
-I will update this blog more often, twitter too.
-I will refer to reality shows on MTV as ‘that trash on TV’… but I might still watch a little.
-I will not use the ‘working hard? hardly working’ joke (that’s going to be a tough one).
-I will encourage dog owners not to say ‘you smell my dog on me don’t you?’ when meeting another dog.
-I will volunteer more of my time
-I will call my mom more often just to check in, my dad too.
-I will get better at tossing popcorn in the air and catching it in my mouth.
-I will give to those in need because it’s the right thing to do.
-And finally, I will make fun of the Packers when they are eliminated from the playoffs.
I know, that last one doesn’t sit well with some of you, but it’s going to be a lot more fun than the popcorn thing.
So, there’s the list. If you want to check back to see if I’m following through, you probably only have to wait until March.
More Later